10. "I NEED TO STOP BY THE STORE TO BUY SOME VAGICLEAN"
9. "I ENJOY THE DATE..YOU LOOK LIKE MY MOTHER WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER"
8. "FFAARRTTT!!! SORRY, THAT WAS ME"
7. "SOMETIMES WHEN I'M ALONE, I LIKE TO PRETEND I'M SPOCK"
6. "WANT TO HEAR A SECRET? I ACTUALLY HAVE 3 WIFES"
5. "HOLD ON, I NEED TO UPDATE MY MOM ON THE PROGRESS OF THE DATE"
4. "I THINK MY EX LOOKS BETTER THAN YOU"
3. "I'M DRUNK"
2. "OMG! I JUST SLEPT WITH THAT GUY"
1. "MY HOBBY IS HAVING SEX WITH PEOPLE AND THEN UPLOAD IT ON THE INTERNET"
