Sham's Top Ten List

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Top ten Pieces of advise to be passed on to your daughters

10. " WOMEN DON'T MAKE FOOLS OF MEN - MOST OF THEM ARE THE DO-IT-YOURSELF TYPES"
9. " DURING A DATE,MEN ARE BOUND TO MAKE STUPID JOKES"
8. " IF YOU BRAKE UP WITH YOUR MEN, DON'T WORRY IF HE DOES NOT CRY...COS MEN HOLD IT DOWN LIKE IT DON"T HURT...WALK AROUND...TILL THEY GOT HIT BY TRUCKS"
7. " ALWAYS REMIND THEM, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY?"
6. " IF HE ASKS WHAT SORT OF BOOKS YOU'RE INTERESTED IN, TELL HIM CHECKBOOKS"
5. " IF YOU WANT HIM TO DO SOMETHING,BEST WAY IS TO TELL HIM YOU'RE TOO OLD TO DO IT"
4. " UNFORTUNATELY, THEY ARE DUMB SOMETIMES"
3. " LOVE IS BLIND, BUT MARRIAGE IS A REAL EYE-OPENER"
2. " IT DOESN'T MATTER YOUNG OR OLD, THEY NEVER MATURE ANYWAY"
1. " YOU JUST CAN'T CHANGE A MAN - UNLESS HE'S IN DIAPERS"

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