9. "DUMB REFEREES"8. "GERMAN CLUBS AND PLAYERS"
7. "THE POPULARITY OF WAGS"
6. "UNNECESSARY BANS OUTSIDE THE FIELD"
5. "FOOTBALL CLUBS BEING BOUGHT BY THE RICH FOLKS WHO ARE CLUELESS ABOUT FOOTBALL"
4. "PLAYERS SAYING : ITS A DREAM COME TRUE FOR ME TO PLAY FOR CHELSEA OR MANCHESTER CITY...COME ON...REALLY??
3. "LAME CELEBRATIONS : ANDERSON..ARE YOU READING THIS?"
2. "PLAYING AT THE FIELD CORNERS FOR THE LAST MINUTES OF THE GAME"
1. "IN THE LAST 5 MINUTES OF THE GAME, THE LEADING TEAM PLAYERS SUDDENLY BECOME STUPID CUNTS SUCH AS CAN'T CATCH A BALL FOR THROW IN AND STUFFS"
