Sham's Top Ten List

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Top Ten Signs You Work For a Bad Company

10. "THE COMPANY GIVES YOU THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THINGS THAT IS NOT MATTER IN YOUR WORKPLACE"
9. "WORKDAY BEGINS WITH A COMPANY SONG "WE ARE ALL EQUAL"
8. "IF YOU HAVEN'T USED YOUR MC,THEY INFECT YOU WITH A VIRUS"
7. "THE ONLY OFFICE PERKS IS FREE OXYGEN"
6. "INSTEAD OF RAISES,EVERYONE IS GIVEN MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES"
5. "CEO RECENTLY ADVISE THE EMPLOYEE TO WORK OVERTIME WITHOUT CLAIM"
4. "CORPORATE MASCOT IS A DEVIL"
3. "RECORD BREAKING PROFITS BUT RECORD LOW ON EMPLOYEE BONUSES"
2. "THE COMPANY CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIND A WAY FOR YOU BEING SET UP TO FAIL"
1. "THE BOSSES BUSY FIGURING OUT AN ANGRY BIRD GAME DURING CLIENT MEETING"

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