Sham's Top Ten List

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Top Ten Signs Your husband is gay

10. "HIS FAVOURITE GLEE CHARACTER IS KURT"
9. "HE'S MAKING TOO MUCH GAY JOKES"
8. "YOU HEARD YOUR HUSBAND CALLING OUT MALE NAME DURING SEX"
7. "YOU CAUGHT HIM LOOK AT OTHER MAN IN A FLIRTATIOUS WAY..(FLIRTATIOUS,IS THAT EVEN A WORD?)"
6. "STRANGE SEXUAL GAY-LIKE DEMANDS"
5. "HE JOINS THE GYM MEMBERSHIP ALTHOUGH HE HAS NO INTEREST IN SPORTS"
4. "HE COMPLIMENTS THINGS THAT MOST MEN DON'T GIVE A DAMN(I.E. DIFFERENT HAIR STYLE, NEW SHOES AND ETC)"
3. "YOU CAUGHT HIM TRYING ON YOUR MAKEUPS AND LIPSTICKS OR ANY OF YOUR CLOTHES"
2. "LOOKING AT YOU NAKED AND STRAIGHT PORN,HE IS NO LONGER SEXUALLY AROUSED"
1. "YOU FOUND "BROKE MY BACK MOUNTING HIM" CD IN HIS CLOSET"

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