9. " YOU GOT MARRIED AND YOUR WIFE SCARED YOU WILL CONTACT YOUR EX'S"
8. " YOU GOT TIRED OF SOCIALIZING WITH WEIRD PEOPLE"
7. " FOUND OUT THAT YOUR FACEBOOK GIRLFRIEND IS YOUR OWN WIFE"
6. " YOU FOUND OUT ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOUR OWN COUSINS"
5. " YOU ADD YOUR BOSS AS YOUR FRIEND AND HE KEEPS ON GIVING WORK COMMENTS THROUGH FACEBOOK"
4. " DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME ANYMORE TO PHOTOSHOP MY PICS"
3. " YOU CAN"T STAND EVERYBODY IS COMMENTING EVERY LITTLE THING ABOUT YOU"
2. " YOU FOUND A NEW COOLER SOCIAL WEBSITE"
1. " NOBODY NOTICE YOU AND ADD YOU AS THEIR FRIENDS"
