Sham's Top Ten List

Monday, May 16, 2011

Top Ten Signs you're in a bad airport

10. "IT COST YOU 1K TO CHECK A BAG"
9. "ALL FLIGHTS DEPART AT THE SAME TIME"
8. "UGLY STEWARDESS"
7. "THEY HAVE MONKEYS AS PILOTS"
6. "ONLY MALE STEWARDESS ON ALL FLIGHTS"
5. "AT THE DUTY FREE SHOP, THEY SELL "BOMB FOR DUMMIES" BOOK"
4. "THE AIRPORT IS NEXT TO A SNAKE ZOO"
3. "THEY MISTAKENLY TAGGED YOU AS MINOR WHEN YOUR AGE IS 29"
2. "THEY SCAN YOU FOR PTPTN LOAN. (WAIT...THAT'S GOOD RIGHT?)"
1. "YOU ARRIVE IN KLIA AND YOUR BAGS IN BRAZIL"

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