Sham's Top Ten List

Friday, May 20, 2011

Top Ten Signs Your Company hired a bad programmer

10. "USES AOL FOR HIS EMAIL"
9. "WHEN YOU MENTION MAC ADRESS, HE THINKS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT APPLE COMPUTERS"
8. "PRONOUCE "IP" ADRESS INSTEAD OF "I" "P" ADRESS"
7. "HIS PREVIOUS JOB IS AN IT PROJECT MANAGER AND YOU'D EXPECT HIM TO DO CODING"
6. "DOESN'T BELIEVE IN COMPUTER BACKUPS"
5. "HE CLAIMS HE DOES HIS CODING ON HIS OWN, NO GOOGLE REQUIRED"
4. "HE CLAIMS IT'S FOR SECURITY REASONS WHILE YOU'RE THINKING HIS PROGRAM INTERFACE SUCKS"
3. "BLAME IT ON THE USER REQUIREMENTS WHEN SOMETHING WENT WRONG"
2. "HIS CODING REQUIRES AN HOUR TO SELECT A ROW FROM A TABLE"
1. "HIS CODE WIPE OUT IMPORTANT DATA"

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