9. "MAKE A PACK AMONG THE MANAGERS AROUND THE WORLD TO DISCUSS TACTICS EX:SIR ALEX+MOURINHO+WENGER"
8. "AVOID WEARING THE AWAY KIT.. IT'S JINXED I TELL YA!!"
7. "BOMB THEIR YOUTH DEVELOPMENT CENTER"
6. "FIND A CHEEKY WAY TO BREAK THEIR LEGS DURING MATCH AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ACCIDENT"
5. "PARK A BUS IN FRONT OF THE GOAL..LITERALLY..A BUS"
4. "HAVE AN AGE LIMIT FOR THE PLAYERS TO PLAY AGAINST THEM..COME ON..GIGGS IS TOO OLD LAR.."
3. "OFFER A BILLION TO EACH PLAYER IF THEY ABLE TO BEAT THEM..MAYBE THAT WOULD KEEP THEM PRESSURING FOR THE DAMN BALL"
2. "DRUGS ARE ALLOWED FOR ANY TEAM FACING THEM"
1. "KILL MESSI,XABI AND INIESTA"
