10. "YOU HALLUCINATE NAKED PEOPLE AROUND YOU ALL THE TIME"
9. "YOU BEGIN TO QUESTION THE SIZE OF YOUR COCK"
8. "YOUR IDOL IS DIRTY SANCHEZ"
7. "YOU COME TO BELIVE THAT ALL ASSHOLES ARE CLEAN"
6. "YOU BEGIN TO SCOPE OUT YOUR PORN CATEGORIES"
5. "YOU BOOKMARK YOUPORN.COM AND TNAFLIX.COM"
4. "YOU BEGIN TO THINK,IF IT'S NOT WITHIN AN HOUR,IT'S PREMATURE EJACULATION"
3. "YOU RECOGNIZE FEW FAMILIAR PORN MOVIES IN SOME WEBSITES WITHIN A MONTH"
2. "YOU BELIEVE THAT REALITY PORN IS REAL"
1. "YOU CAN'T STOP JERKING OFF"
